Desperate Housewife

Which desperate housewife are you? Answering the questions I felt I'd come out very evenly distributed between all 5 (which is usually how I feel watching the show, too, although generally I don't relate much to Gabrielle, and even less to Edie). But I'm a Lynette. Hmm. Should I buy the T shirt? I was unaware that so much DH merch existed - although I should have guessed that one could buy Bree's pink dish gloves somewhere...