Attack of the giant space octopuses!
This morning I heard about a terrifying incident in Lincolnshire, on the Today programme (just before a piece about ghosts - really!). Apparently a large wind turbine has been severely damaged (one blade removed, one severely bent) by some sort of large object. Glowing lights were seen in the area, and also glowing tentacles. I think there can be no doubt that this was perpetrated by a giant space octopus.
For some time now, pictures of a tiny piglet squid (deemed particularly cute for his smiley face) have been all over the internet. We can only assume that these are a small relation of the giant space octopus, which has arrived to defend the squid from the embarrassment of having naked pictures broadcast to all and sundry. The octopus has begun the destruction of our electricity generation system, without which the internet cannot operate.
We must defend our lands against this glowing tentacular menace.
For some time now, pictures of a tiny piglet squid (deemed particularly cute for his smiley face) have been all over the internet. We can only assume that these are a small relation of the giant space octopus, which has arrived to defend the squid from the embarrassment of having naked pictures broadcast to all and sundry. The octopus has begun the destruction of our electricity generation system, without which the internet cannot operate.
We must defend our lands against this glowing tentacular menace.